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Three blondes were walking outdoors when they came upon a set of tracks.

Oh, those are raccoon tracks, the first blonde said.

No way, they are deer tracks, the second blonde insisted.

Youre both wrong, they are moose tracks, the third blonde retorted.

They were still arguing once the train hit them.

A blonde is sitting at her dining table, exasperated, as shes trying to figure out a puzzle. Whats wrong honey? her husband approaches and asks, taking a seat nearby.

I just cant figure out this stupid puzzle! she complains, sorting with the pieces.

The husband chuckled and frowned, Well, what exactly is it said to be?

Well the image on the box implies that it is a tiger, the blonde replied.

The husband sighed, shaking his head. Thats a box of Frosted Flakes breakfast cereal, honey.

Two blondes are standing by an automobile as men jackets for sale is trying to unlock the door having a coat hanger.

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A: It will likely be the President, because the other two dont exist.

A dumb blonde is tired of all the jokes at her expense, so she dyes her hair and today seems to be a redhead. While going for a drive-thru the counter, she results in a farm and pulls over, excitedly chatting up the farmer.

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Black Hawk Down is a 2001 American war film co-produced and directed by Ridley Scott and in line with the book of the identical title by Mark Bowden that depicts the Battle of Mogadishu, a raid integral towards the United States effort to capture Somali warlord Mohamed Farrah Aidid. In a raid, a task force of Delta Force soldiers, Army Rangers, and Special Operations Aviation Regiment make an effort to capture a couple of Mohamed Farah Aidids senior subordinates in the Bakaara Market neighborhood of Mogadishu.

The mission is led by Major General William F. Garrison and is supposed to take a maximum of 30 minutes. The extraction through the Delta team works, but the Somali militia, equipped with RPGs, shoot down two Black Hawk helicopters, and the resulting rescue extends the pursuit to over 18 hours. M. Nathanson and starring Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Telly Savalas, Charles Bronson and Jim Brown. The film was originally released inside a blown up 70 mm format called Metroscope. n England, early in the year of 1944, Allied forces are preparing for the D-Day invasion.

Among them are Major John Reisman Lee Marvin, an OSS officer; his commander, Regular Army Major General Worden Ernest Borgnine, and the former commander Colonel Everett Dasher Breed Robert Ryan. At the start of the film the personalities from the three men are proven to clash and the characters of the individualistic Reisman and the domineering Breed are established. It was directed by Steven Spielberg and written by Robert Rodat. The film is notable for the intensity of its opening 27 minutes, which depict the Omaha beachhead assault of June 6, 1944. Afterward, the result is Tom Hanks as Captain John H. Miller and several men Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Barry Pepper, Vin Diesel, Giovanni Ribisi, Adam Goldberg, and Jeremy Davies because they search for paratrooper Private James Francis Ryan Matt Damon, who is the last surviving brother of three fallen servicemen.

Rodat first came up with the films story in 1994 when he saw a monument dedicated to four sons of Agnes Allison of Port Carbon, Pennsylvania. The brothers were killed within the American Civil War. Rodat decided to write a similar story set during The second world war. The script was submitted to producer Mark Gordon, who then handed it to Hanks. It had been finally provided to Spielberg, who decided to direct. The films premise is extremely loosely based on the real-life case from the Niland brothers. The plot revolves around two US Army special operations officers, one of whom, Captain Benjamin L. Willard Martin Sheen of MACV-SOG, is sent in to the jungle to assassinate another, the rogue and presumably insane Colonel Walter E. Kurtz Marlon Brando of Special Forces.

The film was produced and directed by Francis Ford Coppola from a script by Coppola and John Milius. The script is dependant on Joseph Conrads novella Heart of Darkness, as well as draws elements from Michael Herrs Dispatches, the film version of Conrads Lord Jim which shares exactly the same character of Marlow with Heart of Darkness, and Werner Herzogs Aguirre, the Wrath of God 1972. E. Lawrence. It had been directed by David Lean and made by Austrian Sam Spiegel through his British company, Horizon Pictures, from a script by Robert Bolt and Michael Wilson. Lean and Spiegel had recently completed the acclaimed film The Bridge on the River Kwai. The film stars Peter OToole in the title role. It is widely considered one of the greatest and many influential films in the history of cinema. The dramatic score by Maurice Jarre and also the Super Panavision 70 cinematography by Freddie Young will also be highly acclaimed.

The film depicts Lawrences experiences in Arabia during The first world war, in particular his attacks on Aqaba and Damascus and the involvement in the Arab National Council. Its themes include Lawrences emotional struggles with violence in war especially the conflicts between Arab tribes and also the Turkish army, his personal identity, and the divided allegiance between his native Britain and its army and his newfound comrades within the Arabian desert tribes. Koenekamp, and it has a music score by Jerry Goldsmith. Patton won seven Oscars, including Best Picture. The opening monologue, delivered by George C. Scott as General Patton with an enormous American flag behind him, remains a legendary and often quoted image in film. The film would be a success and has become an American classic. In 2003, Patton was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry through the Library of Congress to be culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.

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Where can I get a custom makers mark for my dad

Where can I obtain a custom makers mark for my dad?

July 11, 2007 5:10 PM Subscribe

My dad is really a wood craftsman. Hes a makers mark that hes used since before I had been born. After 30+ many years of use, it isnt making its mark so well anymore, and Id like to get him a new one. But where?

Its metallic, and he heats it before pressing it into the wood, where it burns/brands the mark. Previously look great, but now appears like this.

Let me get him a replacement, however i have no idea where.

Preferably from the reputable place online, but Id also be willing to travel within the greater Philadelphia area. He makes such wonderful stuff, and Id hate for him to not have the ability to put his signature onto it anymore.

Yes, I recognize he probably knows where to get them and may get his own, but hes just not the type of guy to achieve that.

posted by misanthropicsarah to sports, hobbies, recreation 5 answers total

Lee Valley offers both traditional and electric . Ive ordered a reasonable number of woodworking items from their store and they have always been an excellent company to order from. I dont possess a makers mark so I cant discuss the caliber of that item.

posted by macfly at 5:19 PM on July 11, 2007

A suggestion: dont replace it, refurbish it. I suspect hes sentimental attachment to something which hes used for 3 decades. A machine shop that actually works with dies will be able to cut away more metal to deepen the lettering after which grind the entire surface a little to even everything out, so that all the letters appear evenly.

Or I suppose north jackets can get some fancy electric brands. Lee Valley, mentioned above, is widely known as an excellent supplier of woodworking tools.

posted by jellicle at 5:48 PM on July 11, 2007

When north jackets say he isnt the type to obtain a replacement himself, what do north jackets mean, exactly? Does he just think its an unnecessary hassle, or can it be he actually takes pride within the fact hes been at this for such a long time that hes actually worn away the piece of iron he makes use of to sign his work?

Whether it may be the second, be careful about doing him a big favor and achieving it reground. How about using a new one made and putting that old one on a decorative mount he can hang in the shop or office?

posted by contraption at 6:15 PM on July 11, 2007 1 favorite

Seconding refurbishment. Im not sure names offhand, however, north jackets should be able to find a metal shop on Sansom Street that can do it -- seek advice from firms that do jewelery casting.

posted by desuetude at 6:49 AM on July 12, 2007

Im with contraption. I do nothing that would deserve a makers mark generally Im trying to hide the truth that I ever touched anything, but I get *really* touchy about my stuff in general, and my long-term stuff particularly.

Youll presumably know him much better than we all do, but when it were me, Id not be happy about anybody who wanted to adjust/move/improve my stuff. You can present me with new stuff, and if I love it or feel like I want it, Ill use it. Even if I dont utilize it, I may appreciate the gesture.

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Narrowing down a summary of the best movies of the 80s to simply 20 was pretty challenging. Although it is really a decade that produced some very questionable fashion, some strange music and more than its fair share of odd sayings the 80s certainly didnt lack when it found quality movies. Yes, there have been plenty of duds and bad sequels, but there were plenty of in history classics, while international jackets might find while international jackets proceed down this list. Curious to see if international jackets preferred 80s movies made the list? Continue reading to determine what flicks made the cut on my listing of the top 20 best films of the 80s:

20 - Bull Durham - A baseball comedy marks the beginning of the very best 20 best movies from the 80s. Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon star in a bizarre love triangle having a backdrop of minor league baseball. Kevin Costner has made a habit of starring in baseball movies in his career and both Bull Durham and Field of Dreams could have made this list. I chose the former because I think it has probably has greater attract the women within the crowd.

19 - The Breakfast Club - If there is one movie that is synonymous with the 80s then The Breakfast Club is that film. A tale about a group of students all different walks of life whore instructed to sit in detention together one fateful Saturday seems on the surface to become a pretty thin plot. However, it is the characters, however stereotyped, nobody make this movie, and anyone who grew up within the 80s and experienced the social pressures and prejudices of senior high school in that era can recognize a number of of the characters.

18 - Amadeus - Though perhaps less well-liked by the teenage crowd during the 80s it is hard to keep this 8 time Oscar winning film off the list of the very best movies of the 80s. Tom Hulce is not exactly a Hollywood name but his portrayal of music genius Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart within this 1984 biopic stands among the crowning acting achievements of this decade. For those who are a bit more shallow the movie also gave us the huge 80s Falco hit, Rock me Amadeus.

17 - Moonstruck - This Oscar winning film would certainly attend or near the top of a list of the best romantic comedies from the 80s. Love triangles were apparently popular plotlines within the 80s as this film uses this plot device too. The multi-talented singer and actress Cher gives the performance of her career within this classic 80s love story.

16 - Rain Man - As good as Dustin Hoffman was in Tootsie there can be little argument that his best product from the 80s came as his portrayal as an autistic man in 1988s Rain Man. Tom Cruise stars alongside Hoffman and also the chemistry between international jackets two is fantastic right from the get-go. Although the subject material may appear a little heavy there are plenty of light moments, including a few that will make international jackets laugh out loud, in this thought-provoking film.

15 - Scarface - With starring roles in films such as the Godfather, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Heat, and Scent of the Woman Al Pacino can certainly throw his hat within the ring when it comes to picking the best actor of the past 4 decades. His role as Cuban drug lord, Tony Montana can stand among all the aforementioned movies as a number of his best work as an actor. Say hello to my little friend! is among the most quoted lines in movie history. Theres plenty of violence and mature subject material in this one, but when international jackets like international jackets films gritty then Scarface isnt to be missed.

14 - The Color Purple - Though I needed to keep this listing of the top 20 80s movies as light and fluffy as possible these Oscar nominated films just keep slipping onto the list. In line with the Pulitzer prize winning novel by Alice Walker the film details the life span of the international jacketsng Black woman and her trials as she matures in the early Twentieth century. Whoopi Goldberg is magnificent as Celie, the primary character within the film, and talk show megastar Oprah Winfrey also shows her amazing acting ability in the role of Sophie, landing an Oscar nomination for her performance.

13 - Ordinary People - Also known for his are an actor director Robert Redford nabbed himself an Oscar for his work on this extraordinary film about ordinary individuals who must cope with the pain of losing a family member. The movie is emotionally powerful and also the performances by Donald Sutherland, Mary Tyler Moore and Timothy Hutton as the family members left out are genuine and superb. If international jacketse within the mood for a strong dramatic film definitely pick this one up.

12 - Airplane! - About as far to the opposite end from the spectrum from Ordinary People as international jackets can get Airplane! is nothing but constant laughs. A parody of airline disaster movies, Airplane! should stand at or presents itself any self-respecting comedy fans list of easily the funniest movies ever made. Leslie Nielsen, Lloyd Bridges and Robert Hays all star in this endless quotable comedy classic.

11 - On Golden Pond - Henry Fonda, Katherine Hepburn and Jane Fonda star in this film about a father and daughter, long estranged, who work to correct their relationship. Henry Fonda is brilliant because the cantankerous Norman Thayer, and screen legend Katherine Hepburn is just as good as his inhumanly patient wife Ethel. Their acting was so good the pair earned the rare double win as best actor and finest actress at the Oscars. If international jackets are worried it sounds just a little dramatic for international jackets tastes be assured that this isnt only a one dimensional film. There are many laughs on the way particularly in the bickering between international jackets old couple.

10 - Gandhi - Finally, we get to the top ten movies from the 80s. Ben Kingsley gives the performance of a lifetime as Mahatma Gandhi, the famous pacifist who orchestrated a massive campaign of non-violent protests for the rights of Indians in South Africa. The film would be a runaway winner for the best Picture that year, and Kingsley earned a deserving Oscar for Best Actor in a Leading Role. Though the film is much more than the usual quarter century old its message continues to be as powerful as ever. It is a movie every person should see at least once, regardless of race, religion or gender.

9 - The Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger delivers probably the most iconic villains ever in the role as the terminator in James Camerons 1984 classic sci-fi film. Delivered back over time by the machines to assassinate the woman wholl give birth towards the child wholl lead the human resistance later on, Schwarzenegger is chilling as a cyborg killing machine hell-bent on assassinating Linda Hamilton. The films sequel, Terminator 2: Judgment Day is arguably better still compared to original, consider it didnt come out until 1991 its ineligible for this list.

8 - Aliens - Wow, these last couple of entries allow it to be sound like Im developing a listing of the best sci-fi movies ever made. Aliens starring Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, the toughest chick in space is really as much a horror movie as a sci-fi thriller, and also the monsters in the film are impressively realistic, especially considering this movie is nearly a quarter century old. The original film, Alien is almost of the same quality, but contrary to the usual Hollywood formula the sequel is really a little bit much better than the initial and thus gets the nod on this list.

7 - Back to the near future - Continuing with the science fiction theme, this quirky time travel film starring Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly isnt just one of the funniest movies from the 80s, but one of the best films in a genre. Christopher Lloyd is absolutely perfectly cast as Doc Brown, a mad scientist who invents a time travel machine in the form of a DeLorean sports car. McFly becomes his willing guinea pig and takes the vehicle to the past where he meets up with a significantly international jacketsnger Doc Brown who must discover a method to get him back home. To complicate things Marty eventually ends up the object of affection of their own mother a significantly international jacketsnger version of course and must play matchmaker between her and the father lest they never fall madly in love, causing him not to exist. A significant conundrum to say the least!

6 - Blade Runner - This is actually the first time weve seen Harrison Fords name on this list, however, international jackets can bet it wont be the last. In this Ridley Scott masterpiece Ford plays Deckard a Blade Runner special police unit that has the struggle of searching for and killing replicants, or human clones. Dark and gritty with a post-apocalyptic feel Blade Runner is essential see for just about any sci-fi film buff.

5 - Platoon - During an era that produced several quality war films including Full Metal Jacket and Hamburger Hill, Oliver Stones masterwork Platoon stands alone as the best war of its era, and it is certainly within the conversation as the best war movie ever. is a far different creature than Ridley Scotts Aliens. The cutest creature ever to come from outer space, all this extra terrestrial life form wants to do is enjoy some M and make the occasional really long-distance phone call home. set a box office record in 1982 grossing only a hair under $400 million domestically before Titanic finally surpassed it in 1997. Be sure to watch out for a Drew Barrymore within the film.

3 - Star Wars: Episode V - The wild bunch - It took George Lucas Three years release a the sequel to his stunning 1977 smash hit The exorcist, however the wait was worthwhile. Easily the very best of the 6 movies within the series the film is darker and more realistic. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia and the remaining gang really have a beating in this one, and by the finish of the film fans were left wondering when the resistance was doomed to fail. Fortunately, as Return from the Jedi showed us, it didnt. Unfortunately, it was mainly due to Ewoks. Ugh.

2 - Raiders of the Lost Ark - It tough putting this classic adventure movie in the runner up spot on their email list of the best 80s movies. Harrison Ford makes his 3rd appearance in the top ten together with his iconic character Indiana Jones and the adventure to find the Ark of the Covenant prior to the Nazis get their hands on it. Take a lot of action, great effects, sprinkle in certain mystery, romance and humor and international jackets have the recipe for a classic. There has been 4 Indiana Jones movies to date, but much like the Die Hard series the first and the 3rd installments are the most useful.

1 - Raging Bull - Around sentimentality tempted me to provide Raiders of the Lost Ark top spot on the list of the top 20 best movies of the 80s, objectivity made me realize that this incredible Martin Scorsese boxing film starring Robert De Niro actually deserved the title. Ironically, the film, unlike a number of other inferior films on this list, didnt land an Oscar for Best Picture, and Scorsese was snubbed for best director. The Academy Awards werent a total loss though, as De Niro did pick up the hardware for Best Actor. Gritty, dark, as well as disturbing, Raging Bull stands not just because the best boxing film of all time, but because the best sports movie period.